To be clear, Britney Jean Spears can do whatever she wants and she will still be better than all of us. She could literally post nothing on Instagram but photos of a beige wall and we'd be all like "YASSS SLAYYY! Best Instagram ever!"

That being said, have you guys noticed that Britney's Instagram has essentially turned into a midwestern mom's Facebook page? Our favorite pop princess that rocks the stage in Las Vegas every night has turned into mom of three from Indiana who thinks those silly Minions are just hysterical. It's literally the best thing ever. One of the most iconic singers in our lifetime can't stop posting cheesy inspirational quotes and endearingly lame jokes.

You know the kind of mom we're talking about, right? You probably follow at least one on Facebook. If you need more explanation on what kind of content they share, just check out all the photos that Britney loves to post on Instagram that proves she's now a 43-year-old midwest woman named Cheryl that probably has a hairstyle like this one.

NOTE: We love you, midwest moms! We're not knocking you. And don't you dare change a thing about your Facebook activity.

1. Cute animals

A brilliant beautiful animal!

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It can be lions or puppies or sea otters, but the midwest mom is always posting adorable animal photos. Brit chose zebras. We can't hate on this. Who doesn't want cute lil' faces popping up on their feed?

2. Black and white photos of Hollywood legends

She's incredibly fun!

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There is no rhyme or reason for sharing this beyond just wanting to remind people that you love (or pretend to love) classic movies.

3. Stock photos of children


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Whose kids are these?! Also Brit used the sunflower emoji which we found to be a fascinating choice.

4. Lame jokes

Also known as dad jokes.

5. Oddly sad quotes

This is the photo midwest mom shares when she wants someone to comment under it: "What's wrong?!"

6. Chick lit

We're not crazy about the term "chick lit," but we also read the s--t out of these books so whatever. Of course, Brit has a personalized autographed copy, but the comparison still stands.

7. Cheesy inspirational quotes

You are so wise!

8. Adorable baby memes

We've seen this exact meme about 30 times and they all came from the same place: midwest mom's Facebook.

9. Spiritual stuff

Praise be to Godney.

10. Photos of your children


11. Images taken from a silly Facebook account you follow

You saw it. You loved it. You posted it. It's the circle of Facebook.

12. Kind of boring photos of food

Upgrading to HOT bread! I'm so grateful!

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We've all been to Cheesecake Factory. We know what their bread basket looks like. Of course, Brit's photo is probably from a fancy Vegas joint but you see our point.

13. Random "fitspiration" pics

You're not the one working out, but damn it, look at this photo of someone else working out!

14. Photos that basically have no business being shared

Why crackers? Why?!

15. Quotes about your best gal pal

"Tag your bestie!"

16. Memes that are "so totally me!"


17. Videos of your kid playing sports

Go Jayden!! ?? #tbt

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And most of the time you can't figure out which one is their kid but you click "like" anyway.

18. Minions


19. A video of yourself onstage in front of thousands of people announcing you'll be staying in Vegas for 2 more years

Two more years!!!!!!!!!

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Wait. That's just Britney Spears.

To sum up: Britney's social media presence has completed its transformation into full Midwest Mommy mode. And we love it so hard.

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