Donald Trump has tackled a lot in his career.
Whether he's building a real estate empire or writing 12 books, Trump seems to have experienced a lot...except one thing: writing a children's book. Appearing on Jimmy Kimmel Live! Wednesday, Trump admitted he wanted to give authoring a kids' book a try, but hadn't yet. Fortunately host Jimmy Kimmel revealed he ghostwrote one for the presidential hopeful, titled Winners Aren't Losers.
Authored and illustrated in the style of a Dr. Seuss book, Winners Aren't Losers tells the story of an inspiring Trump trying to direct children and animals to be winners instead of—you guessed it—losers.
"Winners aren't losers. They're winners—like me! A loser's a loser. Which one will you be?" Kimmel read from the book. "Winners do deals and winners get rich, while sad little losers just sit there and bitch."
"This should be a big seller," Trump joked.