You can't touch the hair. But you can make fun of it.
Though Full House's Uncle Jesse will forever remain one of our ultimate TV crushes, the man himselfJohn Stamos did not hold back while talking about his infamous hairstyle when he caught up with E! News.
"It was like two crows had died on my head!" he told Kristin Dos Santos at the 2015 Television Critics Association Press Tour on Thursday. "The sideburns were big!"
But come on, at the time, Stamos, who is reprising the iconic role but not the early hairstyle) of Jesse for Netflix's 2016 revival Fuller House, must've loved the 'do as much as Jesse did on the show, right? Wrong.