OK, Amy Schumer gets it, you want her to be the next Bachelorette.
"I think everyone wants to see that happen because they know it would be completely ridiculous," the actress, who was just nominated for an Emmy, told E! News at the premiere of her hilarious new film Trainwreck. "I would get in so much trouble on that show."
Why? Well, because she'd be totally honest about what went down in the Fantasy Suites, hilariously improving what she'd say in the clip above. Um, we highly suggest listening with headphones if you're at work or in a public place.
After her NFSW-explanation, Schumer added, "I would end the franchise and not in a good way."