Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn, Chris Pratt. You are hot! When did that happen?

Not that Chris Pratt hasn't always been a handsome man (he has), but now he is a full on sexy movie star action hero. Look at this picture from Jurassic World. Look at that tight T-shirt and that chiseled jaw. He looks like Indiana f--king Jones.

Chris Pratt, Jurassic World

Universal Pictures

(But with dinosaurs, which is better. Dinosaurs always make things better).

How did we get here? Let us now track the evolution of Hot Chris Pratt. Our journey starts in 2002, when he first pinged our radar on a little show called Everwood. This is what Chris Pratt looked like:

Chris Pratt, Everwood

Warner Bros.

Cute! It helped that he was playing the good-natured and goofy Bright Abbot. 

Chris Pratt, Emily VanCamp, Odd Couple

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(Oh hay, Emily VanCamp.)

From there it was over to The O.C. for a brief stint. Similar look (plus a rasta beanie). 

Chris Pratt, The O.C.


And then Wanted, where Chris Pratt stole James McAvoy's girlfriend, which would have never happened because James McAvoy was really hot in that movie and Chris Pratt was just fine. Look at this baby face:

Chris Pratt, Wanted

Universal Pictures

And then Bride Wars, which no one saw. Probably for the best.

Chris Pratt, Bride Wars

20th Century Fox

And there was more where that came from in Take Me Home Tonight.

Chris Pratt, Take Me Home Tonight


Which he starred in with his wife Anna Faris.

Chris Pratt, Anna Faris

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And not to sound too superficial (too late?) but at the time everyone was probably like, "Oh, she's so famous and so pretty! Why isn't she dating Channing Tatum or whoever?" HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED.

Here's where things started to get good: Chris Pratt had a brush with studness when he starred in Moneyball as a baseball player. Not enough to where you were like, "YEAH! CHRIS PRATT IS HOT!" but there was clearly untapped potential.

Chris Pratt, Moneyball


And then NO THANK YOU he covers it all up with a fat suit in What's Your Number?

Chris Pratt, What's Your Number

20th Century Fox

And you just don't know about Chris Pratt. Maybe he's hot, maybe's he's not, you can't tell anymo--ABS!

Chris Pratt


Chris Pratt


They even had to write in a line into Parks and Recreation explaining why Andy—formerly fat, slobby Andy—suddenly had a bangin' body. We'd like to take this moment to also direct your attention towards this photo from the set of Parks and Rec that proves that Chris Pratt is a DILF.

Chris Pratt, Anna Faris, Cutest Family Moments


Which brings us to a fully evolved Hot Chris Pratt. This is the gift we've been given:

Chris Pratt, Guardians of the Galaxy


Guardians of the Galaxy, in theaters August 1, 2014. Buy your tickets now!

This is a movie star:

Chris Pratt, MTV Movie Awards

Jason Merritt/Getty Images for MTV

This is a sex symbol:

Chris Pratt

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This is just an adorable picture:

Anna Faris, Chris Pratt, People's Choice Awards

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This is Hot Chris Pratt:

Chris Pratt

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More, please.

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