Kevin Mazur/WireImage.com; Martin Philbey/Redferns/Getty ImagesThe Super Bowl's coming up this Sunday, but there's a lot more at stake than just the New York Giants versus the New England Patriots.
Will Kelly Clarkson flub the national anthem like Christina Aguilera did last year? Odds—from Bodava—are 2.5-1 she'll omit at least one word. You can also wager on whether the Idol alum will be wearing a Colts jersey (7-1), in Patriots gear (15-1), an NFL shirt (2-1) or...anything else (3-1).
While there probably won't be another Janet Jackson-esque wardrobe malfunction, odds are 3-1 that Clarkson's bare belly will be showing when she's belting out "The Star-Spangled Banner."
As for Madonna's halftime show?
The odds are even-money she'll be wearing fishnet stockings, and 2-1 she'll start her performance with a handheld microphone. The bookmakers think the Material Girl's hair will be blond (1-4), but you could win some cash if it's any other color (2.5-1).
And the game itself? The Patriots are favored by about a field goal over the Giants.
As for just whom the winning team will thank? Teammates are 5-4, coach is 12-1, family is 15-2 and God is 4-1.
Now, if only someone could tell us which Super Bowl ad will be the talk of the water cooler on Monday morning, we'd greatly appreciate it.