Mel Gibson

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When spotted hand-in-hand leaving a Klan rally and asked to comment on Mel Gibson, both the N-Word and C-Word made it clear they wished to distance themselves from the embattled star.

"Whoa whoa whoa, don't even mention my name in the same breath as that lunatic," shouted the N-Word.

"Such a vile, vile man," the C-Word added.

"In fact," the N-Word continued, "Let it be known that I am not now, and have never been, a Mel Gibson lover. I am not friends with that Mel Gibson. I wouldn't eat at the same restaurant as that Mel Gibson. And if our daughter brought that Mel Gibson home, I would disown her."

"Honey, stop yelling Mel Gibson. People might hear you," a visibly embarrassed C-Word whispered.

"I'm sorry baby, you're right. We shouldn't even be saying his name. It's just too ugly and hateful. From now on, let's just call him the M-Word."

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