For weeks now, we've followed the progress of passionate, undateable Kasey as he's discovered that the gift of song, love-themed tattooing and base personal humiliation don't work when it comes to winning the heart of Bachelorette Ali. Now, in a moment filled with emotion and ritual cruelty, the unsatisfied stud-buster ditches him on a glacier like so much penguin crap.

Where his body will freeze and be discovered and thawed 50,000 years from now when it will be claimed by archaeologists as a fine example of 21st-century loser.

Unlike all you 21st-century winners, who own that rare status by tuning in to The Soup every Friday night at 10 p.m. ET/PT. Be there!

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