Will Eat, Pray, Love Make You Reevaluate Your Life?

Julia Roberts' new flick is all about rediscovering your life's priorities. Will seeing it have you doing the same?

By Ted Casablanca Jun 11, 2010 8:35 PMTags
Julia Roberts, Eat, Pray, LoveColumbia Pictures

With all the excitement over Eclipse, we almost forgot there's another summer flick we're dying to see: Eat, Pray, Love. Why you ask? Julia friggin' Roberts! We have to say we're pretty jealous of her from the looks of her newest movie, which brings up a few subjects a lot more pertinent than Chace Crawford's stupid Mary Jane charge.

Let's get to what really matters in life:

Still-sexy Julia gets some Latin loving courtesy the always studly Javier Bardem (damn, Penélope Cruz is one lucky babe) and cuddle time with yum-yum James Franco. Let us count for you: That's two Last Real Man contenders. Not too shabby, if we say so ourselves.

And what's got our mouth watering even more is all that food! Pizza, gelato...Ugh, makes us want to cry when we think about the newest fad diet we're constantly trying. Hollywood, you've ruined us!

But what about you? Which needs an upgrade more: your low-key love life or your dietary woes?

Poll

Awful's Hungry Heart Poll

Does your heart or stomach need a little extra TLC?
My Lonely Love: I haven't felt butterflies in my stomach since Julia was married to Lyle Lovett.
46.6%
My Aching Tummy: If I eat one more carb-free piece of cardboard, I'll put myself through the office shredder.
16.5%
Neither: My heart and plate are full. So suck it, Ted!
36.9%