The big question on the new season of The Bachelorette: Will one of the eager single lads vying for the hand of Bachelor Jake's chirpy reject Ali Fedotowsky actually marry her?

Judging by their fantastically awkward courting abilities, the bigger question is: Have any of them actually dated a girl before? Here, "entertainment wrestler" (as opposed to, what, Tri-State intramural?) Justin makes a passionate case for his romantic qualifications.

Dry the tears, Casanova. You're supposed to sell yourself to the woman, not a hot tub full of half-naked men.

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Gratuitous segue alert! After that weepy moment with the boys, take a gander at our gallery of TV's Hot Girl-on-Girl Moments!

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