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Perry, you see, shot a scene playing herself in her fiancé's out-today flick, Get Him to the Greek, but her thespian prowess didn't quite make the final cut. Why not? We'll let Brand explain:
"Yeah, we cut it out because her acting was so atrocious that it ruined the film," he jokingly told Ryan Seacrest on his morning radio show.
"It ruined it, it just made the film boring and rubbish."
Two things we're quite positive their relationship will never be, with senses of humor like that.