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• Everyone's still trying to make this Johnny Depp-Angelina Jolie hookup happen. Now the rumor is even J.Depp's longtime girlfriend is nervous and asked him to quit the film. Yep, in between taking all those kids out for boat rides and ice cream like every day, Angie's gonna do some man-stealing.
• GOOP day means new, impossible advice from Gwyneth Paltrow. Today she lectures us on how to sleep properly because we can't even do that right. Tips include: don't use an alarm clock; take five-minute breaks throughout the day to look at your hands; and spend an hour preparing for sleep every night.
• Jessica Simpson has a new love interest. At some party for famous people and their hairdressers only, The Hurt Locker's Jeremy Renner "spent the night hitting on Jessica like crazy." The night ended with a number exchange. Success!