Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images for NAACP• On Barbara Walters' Oscar special, Mo'Nique explains that she doesn't shave because her husband's into it. "He loves the hairy legs, and if Sid likes the hairy legs, there you go. I tried shaving one time, and it was so uncomfortable and painful. I said never again would I do that to myself. I'm 42 and I'm very hairy." Also possibly related: Sid is allowed to sleep with people outside the marriage.
• Need another reason to be annoyed with Justin Bieber? Here he is talking about expensive cars.
• J.Stew really knows how to make R.Pattz giggle.
• Lady Gaga's bodyguard is still not amused by her crazy costumes.
• We've already fawned over the adorableness of Shia LaBeouf and Carey Mulligan, but let's do it some more!
• On the new Law & Order, Mischa Barton tries really hard to sound like a tough New York City prostitute, but only on some words.
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