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Why is Justin Bieber suddenly huge this week? He's all over the Twitter trending topics. There are probably thousands of little boys who are just as cute and talented, but he's getting all this attention!
—MRed, via Facebook
Like oh my god I KNOW, RIGHT? Why the sudden spike in Justin Bieber mania? Well, can't be the fact that the 15-year-old Internet sensation was principal for a day at that incredibly lucky school in Covina, Calif.; that's old news. And it can't be that he's huge among the juice-box crowd; that's old news. And it can't be his sweet personality; the hair-flipping singer is about as humble and polite as Kanye West.
So what can possibly...ah. Here we go. Mystery solved...