The week that was, as only the Soup blog can present it:
• First, The Bachelor's Ali chose her job over true fake love with bland dreamboat Jake. Now, she's confused. So are we…apparently her job is still being on TV.
• Oprah and Carson Kressley use their superpowers to transform a sleazy MILF into a classy, respectable MILF.
• If you think Reno 911 is funny, check out Las Vegas Jailhouse. There's all the laughs of Reno, plus it's real.
• Is being Jewish a hindrance to getting laid? One Judeo-horndog claims it's so on Tool Academy. Oye!
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MILF makeovers to celebrity couch-jumpers, Oprah's always making memorable moments.