"Paradise my ass."
So growled Randy during a torrential downpour. On the bright side, at least his Villains are spearing chickens instead of their fellow tribemates in the back, like those fine folks over in the disintegrating Heroes tribe...
...Who are now down to eight members after back-to-back eliminations. We spoke with the latest castoff this morning, who refuses to take the blame for speaking out during the disastrous challenge defeat.