Oh, you sneaky Bachelor producers. Thanks to your crafty editing, we thought Vienna was the insane one, but it turns out it's Ali!
How else would you explain Ali telling Ellen DeGeneres that she expected Jake—whom she straight-up abandoned on the show—to fly back to her? "I thought if this is love and he really cares about me," Ali says on today's Ellen, "then he is going to come and find me. He's a pilot. Like, fly to get me."
Someone's been eating the Crazy Puffs—and watching too much Pretty Woman—which makes her just about perfect to be next season's leading lady, right? So is it true that Ali is going to be the next Bachelorette? Here's the scoop: