Does The Bachelor Measure Up?

Vienna likes her some sausage

By Peter Gilstrap Feb 11, 2010 12:14 AMTags

Bachelor Jake is finally at the stage when he's meeting the parents who are encouraging their daughters to marry some bland guy for a TV show. No wonder these ladies have no self-esteem. 

Which brings us to Vienna, who takes her suitor upstairs to her childhood bedroom. 

But when protective dad busts in on the canoodling pair, he wants to see "12 inches" between them.

So does Vienna. A girl can dream, can't she?