• Jennifer Aniston didn't only take Gerard Butler to Mexico, she also brought along an Access Hollywood crew for her 41st B-day celebrations. She explains to Billy Bush: "These people survive on us coming down and spending money and coming here to these beautiful places. It sort of made sense to sort of say, 'Hey, let's help out Mexico.' " Take that, Angie!
• Everyone is really sad for Bradley Cooper—he only bronzed half his face for the Valentine's Day premiere.
• So Joe Jonas is now a hipster, FYI. He's got the glasses, bandanna and bike to prove it.
• Anne Hathaway says she quit Catholicism when she found out her brother was gay, then tried out Episcopalianism before just saying, "So I'm...nothing. F--k it, I'm forming. I'm a work in progress." And that's your update on Anne Hathaway's religious status.
• This two-minute preview of Kirstie Alley's new show is already too much. They're making a whole series out of this?!
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Why is Katie Holmes always wandering around the streets of NYC alone with two cups of coffee?