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• Dancing With the Stars‘ Mark Ballas and the one with all the eyeliner who got kicked off America Idol Joanna Pacitti are dating now. Depending on how that works out, this could be Joanna's last, best shot to score a Star cover. Dream big, kids.
• When you bail out on your Broadway run citing mercury poisoning via sushi, you might have to go to actor's court.
• The Obama dog is coming this April.