Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson

Lester Cohen/Getty Images

•  Give it up Twilighters. Kristen Stewart is not hooking up with Robert Pattinson. But doesn't the idea of him with Natalie Portman give you glee?

•  Not to say we don't like when life imitates art—we just prefer it to be on HBO. Entourage's Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Turtle (Jerry Ferrara) are totally cute, and so are True Blood's Sookie and Bill (Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer).

•  Why must the Pussycat Dolls feel the need to sink their claws into Oscar's Best Song, "Jai Ho"?

•  Simon Cowell plans to dash teenagers' dreams in the very far-off future.

•  Finally, we have an explanation for Taylor Momsen's Reckless eyeliner behavior.

•  Dear Julianne Hough: Thanks for clearing up the confusion about your teeter-totter announcements regarding your participation in this season's Dancing with the Stars. Not that we couldn't have figured it out on our own. Love, Rise 'n' Shine

It's a question for the ages: do Happy Meals actually make you happy? They certainly do when Lindsay Lohan has one in our Big Pic gallery!

  • Share
  • Tweet
  • Share

We and our partners use cookies on this site to improve our service, perform analytics, personalize advertising, measure advertising performance, and remember website preferences. By using the site, you consent to these cookies. For more information on cookies including how to manage your consent visit our Cookie Policy.