No one puts the class into Class Day quite like Stephen Colbert.

The faux-conservative cable pundit graced Princeton University with his presence during commencement festivities Monday, offering the Ivy League graduates a level of truthiness that not even the old money trust fund can buy.

"You can change the world," he told the students. "Please don't do that, okay? Some of us like the way things are now."

More of Colbert's wørds of wisdom after the jump.

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