As the Internet is abuzz with massive traffic after today’s press conference with Tom Biscardi and his alleged evidence of the recently discovered body of bigfoot, northern Georgia bigfoot impersonator Lucas Pugh—whom we reported missing earlier this week—has been found.
“I don’t know what all the dang fuss was about,” stated a puzzled Pugh, who has appeared at area birthday parties, store openings and bar mitzvahs as bigfoot for years. “A man has a couple drinks and takes to the woods for a few days in his bigfoot suit...what’s the big deal?”
According to Pugh, he’d been “sleeping off a good one” in a broken, abandoned freezer. Ironic, as his disappearance coincided with widely seen Internet photos of the allegedly dead bigfoot in an abandoned freezer. Pugh was unaware of the controversy. “What the hell you talkin’ about?” he demanded, yelling through his bigfoot full-head mask. “I’m the only bigfoot man in these parts, I reckon. Someone tryin' to horn in on my business...he’s gonna have him some problems.”