Mr. T Teams With Snickers

Mr. T is reborn as high-level candy diplomat

By Peter Gilstrap Jul 25, 2008 11:00 AMTags
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A-Team kingpin, lap-sitting kisser of Nancy Reagan and venerable pitier of fools Mr. T has reached new heights in the world of candy diplomacy as the official Snickers ambassador. In this capacity, international confection pundits predict that newly appointed statesman T will be able to draw upon his extensive experience in negotiations and leadership gleaned from appearances as himself on The Terrible Thunderlizards, Diff'rent Strokes and Blossom, as well as his role as the Wise Janitor in Not Another Teen Movie. In dealing with rival candies such as Laffy Taffy, York Peppermint Patties and the notoriously tempestuous Hot Tamales, Snickers reps are banking on his trademark eschewal of jibber jabber. After the jump, see a younger T offer his frank views on fashion.