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"When I first heard I was getting this award, I called my mom and said, 'Mom, I'm getting the funniest motherf--king award...And she said, 'Get the f--k out.' Then she called out to my dad and said, 'Honey, our son is the funniest motherf--ker!' "
—Steve Carell, on accepting the (well-deserved, in our opinion) Funniest Motherf--ker honor at the Guys Choice Awards, airing June 22 on Spike TV