And the award for best hidden honeymoon goes to Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz.
Despite the obsessive media coverage of their nuptials last weekend—really, even the rented shrubs got their 15 minutes of fame—the newlyweds managed to sneak away to the Caribbean completely unnoticed until their return to the States last night.
As they made their way out of a New York City cab, Pete said, "the wedding was great, honeymoon was super great," with Ashlee adding it was all just "fantastic."
Such stealthy maneuvering on their part not only allowed them to enjoy some private time sans the prying paparazzi, but it also means the world bought Pete's diversionary call to Ryan Seacrest earlier this week, when the singer told him that he and his bride were camped out in the basement eating DiGiorno's.
Heck, it didn't sound appealing to us, but seemed right in line with what a couple of eccentric rockers might do.
Bravo, you undercover lovers!