We Almost Had Your Back, Mischa

We wanted to denounce the nasty cellulite barbs about Mischa Barton, but then she had to go and wear a dumb outfit

We wanted to go on record and say that Mischa Barton is beautiful.

We wanted to denounce those recent nasty barbs about her cellulite as getting on our non-size-0 nerves.

We had planned to stand on the rooftops and scream, “Mischa Barton is not out of shape! She is a beautiful woman, and even beautiful women have a little cellulite! Back off!”

But then she went out in public Wednesday night in NYC dressed like Punky Brewster dipped in Mary-Kate Olsen sauce, and we found ourselves having to take it all back.

Damn you, Mischa!