Emile Hirsch

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With the dizzying Speed Racer following his acclaimed role in last year’s Into the Wild, Emile Hirsch stands poised to become a Hollywood megahunk. What can save him from the inevitability of a frothy-mouthed following of female fans following this weekend's release?

Well, this outfit, for starters.

Nobody who pairs jeans with a denim jacket (over and over and over) has been the object of female desire since Duran Duran was on the cover of Tiger Beat, and nobody wants to relive those days.

We think Emile must know that. Clever man. Some stars have to move to sparsely populated states to avoid screaming fans invading their privacy. Not Emile. As long as he wears that getup, ain’t nobody going to want to go near him.
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