Far more difficult to swallow—let’s all admit together now, please—is this JakeGyllenhaal 'n' Reese Witherspoon thing. It's as if my tight-ass, overly religious mama became a publicist and this is her first stab at nooky handiwork. Regardless, teams of busybodies and their in-overdrive mouths are superbusy on just about every blog you can get your greasy digits on these days about the veracity of said duo. Do you buy it? Does anybody?
More telling was a J&R hanger-on who confessed, “Reese is very concerned about Jake. She wants to help him."
Help him what? Get over a bum couple of movies? Got to admit their affections (affectations?) look far more furrowed brow than furtive breath.
“Well, he sure had no problem taking everything off,” remarked a Nip loose-lipper, regarding the scene where Julian McMahon soaps up next to M.L., who catches the slightly less svelte dude doc checking out his goods. “No convincing whatsoever.”
“Well, let’s just say Mario’s not quite as nice as his equipment,” snapped the Nip insider, before making it plain that was all he had to say on the meaty ‘n’ mischievous matter.
Is that so? Mario, you got some ‘splainin’ to do?
The Latino looker's rep insisted her client is "hands down," her "sweetest client." Fab! Additionally, she revealed there are no plans for Lopez to return to Nip/Tuck, on the set of which, the pro mouth says Lopez was quite pressed at the time he shot his nudie scenes—he was double-tasking his Dancing with the Stars gig. As for the charity no-show, Lopez's publicist offers Mario was never confirmed to begin with, that he had only said he'd “try” to make it and that the organization "took the liberty of interpreting that response as a yes and printed his name on the invite without proper confirmation." Therefore, her client paraded his posterior (again) at the Playboy Manse with a good, healthy conscience, not to mention a glutes-hugging bikini.
Apparently, there are elephants in India getting into farmers’ home-brewed alcohol stashes and going on drunken rampages. Sounds funny, we know, but a few actually electrocuted themselves after knocking over an electric pole.
“The elephants get drunk all the time,” Paris was quoted as saying. “It is becoming really dangerous. We need to stop making alcohol available to them.”
Too bad her flack says those priceless gems weren’t really uttered by P. According to P’s publicist, she never made any comments about helping inebriated pachyderms in India. We’re so bummed, because this sounds like the perf cause for Paris to get behind.