Well, I do, at least. Guess I shouldn’t speak for C. and M., but whatev.
So, while we Truth-ites will, natch, ever be on the über-weirdo trail of where in the galaxy, exactly, Suri came from (from Tom and Katie, of course, laughs Tom's press rep!), today we're simply doing a tad o' Cruise real estate this 'n' that before we focus on somewhat more decadent Hell-Ay goings-on in the column.
Desk Toledo reports new developments: T.C. and K.H. are selling the original mansion they purchased (before mucho complaints by the nabes, who are now bawling that Cruise’s swell multimillion-dollar purchase price has raised the hood’s home values and hence, taxes, as well). And, according to D.T., TomKat’s now angling—and, perhaps, already paid for—a fancier job in the nearby town of Tremore. Gated community. Also for a couple o’ mil—a little Frenchie château kinda numbers.
Sorry, I know Ohio manses ain’t exactly the most luxurious around, but we’re not exactly talkin’ Hicksville here, hons. I mean, Tom Cruise just bought a $35 million Hell-Ay spread, not to mention the $10 million-plus Colorado place he’s already got. Should Katie’s place be so low-rent, already? Yes, yes, yes, I know a couple mil in Oh!-Hi!-Oh! can be quite grand, but I'm sure you get my bitchy drift.
Just asking. Because I’m just that way.