The Outside World

There's a bounty of wealth in the Internet's cornucopia—and there's other stuff, too

• Ben Affleck doubles in size, must devour several children a day just to survive.

• Not to be outdone, Eddie Murphy begins his own giantification process.

• Giving Up Completely Dept.: Item No. 334

• Warning! Toaster not recommended for indoor use.

• Supercool dad tires of son being intact.