ABC/Andrew EcclesGet five sneak-preview vids of the fifth-season premiere of Desperate Housewives, airing Sun., Sept. 28 at 9 p.m., along with five bonus spoilerific tidbits about what's to come...
Spoiler bonus: Lynette (Felicity Huffman) may be hard on the boys now, but just wait for one of them to be flirting with her later. Gross, I know, but luckily it's not an Oedipus complex, just a misunderstanding...
Spoiler bonus: Susan's (Teri Hatcher) got a booty call? Yes, but it will be getting serious soon when Jackson (Gale H-A-R-O-L-D) meets Mike (James Denton), and the two of them hit it off. Her ex-hubby and her new lover are becoming friends? Oh boy!
Spoiler bonus: Lynette puts it perfectly when she calls all the women together, "She's back!" That wonderful husband that Edie (Nicolette Sheridan) is talking about is none other than Neal McDonough himself, who plays the terrifyingly nice Dave Williams, emphasis on terrifying...
Spoiler bonus: We'll also see that since Bree (Marcia Cross) still goes by Mrs. Van de Kamp, it makes a certain Mr. Hodge (Kyle MacLachlan) unhappy, which in turn brings tears to Bree's eyes.
Spoiler bonus: Gaby (Eva Longoria Parker) isn't the only one upset with the fact that the Solis family has gotten a little frump...they are pulled off the guest list for several parties, dropping their social status when they become "the help."
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