Magic Ring > Idiot Boyfriend's Phone

Magic Ring > Idiot Boyfriend's Phone

By Soup Staff Aug 14, 2015 10:17 PMTags

Relationships can be a beautiful thing, especially if the person you're with makes your life exponentially easier and isn't constantly trying to undermine your sense of self-worth. Take for example Amy and her boyfriend. They have a beautiful life together. So beautiful in fact that it's underscored by the music that's played as you board Virgin Airlines. And with Amy's new electronic ring, which she in no way uses to diminish the efforts of her boyfriend, the two of them can live a happier, more productive life in which the boyfriend will not snap one day, setting their IKEA workbench on fire and throwing the ring into its burgeoning flames.

UPDATE: The ring is currently broken and now plays Furious 7 every time the lights go on. Amy's boyfriend never returned home that day.