"If there is one thing the history of evolution has taught us it's that life will not be contained. Life breaks free, expands to new territories, and crashes through barriers, painfully, maybe even dangerously, but, ah, well, there it is."
—Dr. Ian Malcolm
As much as we love administering psychological torture, the Ministry of Mindf*ck Mondays has decided to lighten things up this week with a video that conjures one or two less memories of Ween. Instead, we bring you the legendary Jeff Goldblum in his natural habitat, snickering like a cartoon lion that's just slain and fashioned his own black leather Kenneth Cole Reaction blazer.
See, now you're twenty years older, too. You look fantastic, by the way.