There once was a parking enforcement officer who hated the holiday season,
And try as they might, no one could guess the reason.

Could be his heart was two sizes too small,
Or perhaps he wished he'd gone to grad school after all.

Maybe he'd succumbed to government worker malaise…

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Or, maybe he simply hates cutesy turns of phrase. "Grateful as a grapefruit?" Really, Scotty?

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