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It's not every day you get to feel like you're sitting with Steven Seagal in your own fake living room, but here he is, spewing his story next to an empty hutch on the revealing special, Steven Seagal: A Life Of True Justice.

"Oh, I'm sorry, Steve. This whole time I've actually been interviewing the genuine one in the room—the fire. Oh wait, that's fake, too."