The following is an actual email we received from a concerned viewer...
"The Kardashian reruns are fun and favorite way to pass time. Then... a commercial comes on for "The Soup" and all of a sudden someone takes a large hatchet and takes off the head of a manakin! Blah, I was not expecting violence. But that is not the worst; then a live person's head is blown off of their body and blood splurts out."
Manakin. Hmmm. That's a man who goes around trying to be like Darth Vader, right? Sorry we decapitated him. It sounds like he already had a pretty sad life. Also, we understand wanting to re-watch The Kardashians. They can be difficult to grasp the first time around.
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