Thank you for all your wonderful submissions this week. Each and every one of you honed in on the essence of this photo, as opposed to submitting excerpts from your filthy diaries. For that, half of us are grateful. Orange is a color meant to restore energy and lift the spirits, and you did that, thus inspiring our staff to go out and get heavy spray tans.
The winner of this week's contest is…
Jenny Rodriguez: "Unfortunately, this is one ball, that will never score."
Congratulations! Your limited edition Soup t-shirt will arrive soon. The basketball fan from the photo has promised to arrive at your house, and peel it straight from his painted torso.
Thanks again, and please continue submitting your brilliant captions in this week's "Caption This!"