Right when we expected another season of Jersey Shore to clunk to an end, Ronnie lit up the finale with an on-point observation.

Hey, slow down. In the upcoming comedy, Magic Mike, McConaughey plays an ex-stripper. So that must mean she's really hot, right?? As for Vinny, he considered hooking up on the rotting outdoor couch, but opted instead for the nursery of Snooki Junior. It was far more relaxing, and not nearly as soaked in Ron Ron Juice.

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