We lined up your captions like heavily made-up five year old girls, gave each one an overbearing Momager, and finally found our winner. But remember, heavy lies the head that wears the tiara, because it's bound to cause some issues regarding self-image, and hairspray stunts your growth.

Princesses with weapons, soup

And the winner is...

Marcell Lopez: "The honey boo-boo crew"

Congratulations! Because so many of you asked, we consulted with pageant authorities, and yes, you're welcome to wear your limited edition Soup t-shirt in your long-awaited evening wear competition. Please send us a picture!

Don't be late to the pageant! Enter this week's "Caption This!"

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