After watching paint, or rather spray tan, dry for an entire season of The Bachelor, it was time for Ben and Lindzi, whose middle name is just a glitter-stained butterfly, to say their final goodbyes. But it didn’t seem like a major loss, as it came off just a tad more formal than, “See you around, toots!”

“Farewell, sweet lady, my second love! I shall yearn to see thy blushed face, until we screw on Bachelor Pad.”

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