Turkeys used to seem innocent, especially when you could make your own just by tracing the outside of your hand. But what if the tables turned, and now the TURKEY WAS TRACING YOU? Sorry for the drama of all caps, but this turkey video triggered my gag reflex. And what makes it even scarier is that this turkey has an oddly placed goatee. Watch.

Ah, the old "I'll save you from predatory turkey" move. Straight out of The Game.

via dlisted

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