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Casey James and his sexy, neo-Southern rock hippy visage climbed darn near all the way to American Idol status, only to be summarily booted off the show. But you better believe the ladies back in Texas will love him forever, despite his downfall.

Sorry, Casey. Real Idols get to sign real human body parts. Even Bowersox John Hancocked a man boob.

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Take heart, pal, you would have tired of doing all those Underwood-style photo ops, anyway.