Jon Kopaloff/Getty ImagesUs Weekly is reporting that Levi Johnston is set to pen a "tell-all book" about his life as the father of Bristol Palin's child. The page-turner is titled Deer in the Headlights: My Life in Sarah Palin's Crosshairs, which is a little bit of an a-hole title considering what happened to the last person caught in Palin's "crosshairs." I was hoping this book would be scheduled for release after I pass away, but unfortunately it's coming out in the fall. A friend of Levi's said that he is ready to give an "inside glimpse" into what it was like being "thrust into the spotlight" at such a young age. I'm pretty sure we saw enough thrusting in his Playgirl spread. He's not going to teach us anything we can't learn by watching Dancing With the Stars, or 16 and Pregnant.