Bree Flees

Bree Olson had to take off, but not permanently

One of Charlie Sheen's "goddesses," porn star Bree Olson, had to leave Charlie in Toronto. Of course it was rumored at first that she had decided to leave him for good, but Bree cleared things up by telling TMZ that she had to return home to Indiana for a few days to wrap up some loose ends on a DUI. What...a lovely story. The worst part about all of this is that there is actually another goddess, but nobody ever talks about her. She's a model for a magazine geared toward marijuana "enthusiasts." I guess that's why everybody only cares about the girl who gets a train ran on her for a living.