Victor Chavez/WireImage.comIn Touch featured a two-page spread on Eva Longoria and how she loves to cook, but knows she has to strike a balance between enjoying food and staying in shape. What...a riveting article. She revealed to In Touch that her big secret is to eat what you want, but in moderation. This is commonly known as the "no s--t" diet. If a magazine is going to fill up two pages to tell me about how someone stays fit, they need to include more than common sense and Richard Simmons diet tips from the '80s. I'm not going to lie; I'm pretty sick of Eva Longoria. Since her divorce she's been pushing herself down our throats and now she's trying to tell me how to eat. The reason she's in this particular article is because she's releasing a cookbook called Eva's Kitchen: Cooking with Love for Family & Friends. If she keeps getting on everyone's nerves, she's not going to have either of those to cook for.