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TWO AND A HALF MEN, Charlie Sheen

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Charlie Sheen is currently negotiating jail time in a plea bargain for his domestic violence choking of his wife case. Apparently the jail is really comfortable, so Sheen isn't too worried about having to spend time there. Reportedly the jail has plants, living areas, a gym, and televisions. The most ridiculous part of the "prison" is that inmates get time to mingle with the opposite sex in the living areas. Really? That's like saying you are going to punish an unruly tiger but then feed it a side of beef with a puppy on top. The gym is a real bonus; he can keep his biceps in tip-top shape in case his next girlfriend gets out of line.