Pregnant Pink has announced that if she has a boy, she will name him "Jameson," after her favorite whiskey. I like that name, so I have no problem with this. In fact, I think she's on to something. People should just cut to the chase and name their children after drinks.
If Charlie Sheen has another baby, he should name it "Hawaiian Punch." Oksana what's her face can re-name her baby "White Russian," and Janet Jackson could finally get to welcome her child "Slippery Nipple."
Unfortunately there isn't a drink called "Hey, I didn't want you," so Bristol Palin is going to have to stick with "Tripp."