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Despite the porn-sounding title, Vin Diesel only goes shirtless in this obscenely over-the-top spy action flick. Diesel plays Xander Cage, an extreme bundle of tattoos, biceps and bravado, who gets recruited by the government to kick foreign bad-guy booty. Combining the X-Games and 007, XXX's inconceivable summer action requires Diesel to jump, ride or kill everything in his path in order to save the world.
And it delivers the thrills--even if Diesel can't deliver his lines to save his life (so his mentor Samuel L. Jackson picks up all of that talkin' slack). Luckily, Diesel's got the looks and a really cool gun. And that's just XXX-cellent.