The only thing you have to fear...is being trapped in a theater showing this dot-bomb. The premise is more confusing than a start-up business plan, but here goes: There's this Website, see, and if you log onto it, you die 48 hours later with blood coming out of your eyes and a look of fear frozen on your face. Running around an unconvincingly faked New York City, Stephen Dorff and Natascha McElhone are investigators trying to shut down the site, while the too-good-for-this-tripe Stephen Rea spams it up as the evil madman posting sadistic snuff acts on the Web.
This is more funny than creepy, unlike, say, that real-life Website where the guy dresses up like Peter Pan. That's still giving us nightmares.
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